The CBSE Boards Nightmare.

A nightmare which is just a month away now .


THE Boards !

• Firstly,you get subjects for a month or so on the basis of your "Pre boards" which is a WTF situation.

• Then,teachers check the paper and scare the hell out of every student as if we're going for a kargil war.And upon all the family starts scaring and wishing you for it before 4-5 months of it .Which,again is a WTF situation.
• Plus when you go online to get some relief you find yourself in the world's biggest mess where half your friends ask you what all you have done and half of them cant stop wishing you.Which again is a .. never mind !
  

• The school gives you an assembly (just for the 10th grade) to wish you "all the best " .. and you are called to school JUST for it when all this is possible by sending a card on the not so official school website which is under maintenance 300 days a year.

• And to add to the miseries you have a man made creation know as "TUTORS" who are alive just to scare the freaking hell out of you and specially the Bihari ones (ask the sufferers) who keep going on like "hain.." after undoubtedly every line.
  

• Sound sleeping is a dream and even if it comes true then all you dream about is the "pie" running after you or even worst you studying hindi without a guide or maybe Gandhi asking you to adopt the path of non violence,someone please tell this guy that he's DEAD !

• THE CBSE SAMPLE PAPERS: As if things were perr-fect,these white pieces of paper are devastating in nature..mark the words !! And every now and then the phone rings and you annoyingly go like..aur bata the reply as such is -> "Nothing yaar,just solved the sample papers..tune kiye kya ? Dude ther are horrible"[YES! I could have lived without knowing that..thanks and get LOST]

• You miss the farewell..The final goodbye to your friends whom you wont see like you used to .. Just cos your beeeped up tutor dint wanted to shift the class.Go die Bihari !
• And everything else if asked..The answer is "Ya .. you may but after the boards"..WHY ? Did the pandit ji and bhaiji(sikhs) told you that if I go to Goa or out with friends during February,Then these things would destroy themselves or would be hit by aliens..Man! I miss jadoo in such situations. Dhooooop.
  

Now, how about discussing some of the very justified and recognized criteria of the subject pattern of "The DPS Mathura road".Here are some streams and an idea to WHY my frustration has acquired new heights.

1. PCM (Physics-Chemistry-Maths)+English core+Comp.science/phy. edu./economics
Criteria to take this subject being : Maths-80% science-80%
One freaking question..If any masoom kid wants to go for Comp. Engineering[cos your parents and brother dont want you to take up commerce as if after taking science,Einstein's theory would be named after yours..aaaaaa] for their livelihood How the F*** is chemistry or physics or even maths needed ????

2. PCMB (Physics-Chemistry-Maths-Biology)+English core
I don't have anything else to say .. God bless the souls of the ones who are taking it..amen !

3. PCB(Physics-Chemistry-Biology)+English Core+Psycho/phy edu/painting/multimedia and web tech designing
Criteria : Science-80% Maths-75%
Ahem .. even if you dun wanna study maths in the future,bang your head agnst the wall cos you need to score that much.
Its like forcing the butcher to take guitar or violin classes. ! D--UU--H.

4. Commerce+Maths+English core+Accountancy+Business studies+Economics:
Now,I and mama call it the money generating stream..lol BUT still I cant go for it..cos my first aim should to be in a good stream coz (Arts-only arts,commerce-only arts and accountancy but Science-everything) according to some very wise sources.
hmmm so Bye-Bye banking..Bye-Bye money(dun worry sweetheart you n me have a never ending relation and that is a promise) :D

5. Commerce without Maths:English core+Accountancy+Business studies+Economics+Pshycology/Phy. edu./Painting/Inf. practices/Entrepreneurship/Multimedia and web tech designing.
Don't get me wrong but this can be called as a "Sasta Kifaiti aur Tikaoo offer" . I mean dude !!
Criteria- Maths-60% SST-70%
AND in that much you get a hell lot of subjects and that too SUCH (It took me 5 mins to spell En-Entre-Entrepren-Entrepreneur..Blah!)

6. Humanities With Maths: English core+Maths+Political Science+History/Hindi+Economics/Geography+Psychology/Multimedia and web tech designing*
No criteria .. its to save you from saying "Oh! I got no stream mum n dad.. Thats why Its my love ! *Wink*

7. Humanities Without Maths:
Mum-Dad I am still in school .. Yes! I am .. dont ask me how and what stream ? Just, I AM .

So,
Dear Mr. nightmare,
you are invited tonight too and do come with some extra not known guests like Mr.Tension,Mr. Headache and ya do remember to bring Mr.Sleepless Nights as the party isn't complete without him.
Yours Lovingly
Karishma :)