The CBSE Boards Nightmare.

A nightmare which is just a month away now .


THE Boards !

• Firstly,you get subjects for a month or so on the basis of your "Pre boards" which is a WTF situation.

• Then,teachers check the paper and scare the hell out of every student as if we're going for a kargil war.And upon all the family starts scaring and wishing you for it before 4-5 months of it .Which,again is a WTF situation.
• Plus when you go online to get some relief you find yourself in the world's biggest mess where half your friends ask you what all you have done and half of them cant stop wishing you.Which again is a .. never mind !
  

• The school gives you an assembly (just for the 10th grade) to wish you "all the best " .. and you are called to school JUST for it when all this is possible by sending a card on the not so official school website which is under maintenance 300 days a year.

• And to add to the miseries you have a man made creation know as "TUTORS" who are alive just to scare the freaking hell out of you and specially the Bihari ones (ask the sufferers) who keep going on like "hain.." after undoubtedly every line.
  

• Sound sleeping is a dream and even if it comes true then all you dream about is the "pie" running after you or even worst you studying hindi without a guide or maybe Gandhi asking you to adopt the path of non violence,someone please tell this guy that he's DEAD !

• THE CBSE SAMPLE PAPERS: As if things were perr-fect,these white pieces of paper are devastating in nature..mark the words !! And every now and then the phone rings and you annoyingly go like..aur bata the reply as such is -> "Nothing yaar,just solved the sample papers..tune kiye kya ? Dude ther are horrible"[YES! I could have lived without knowing that..thanks and get LOST]

• You miss the farewell..The final goodbye to your friends whom you wont see like you used to .. Just cos your beeeped up tutor dint wanted to shift the class.Go die Bihari !
• And everything else if asked..The answer is "Ya .. you may but after the boards"..WHY ? Did the pandit ji and bhaiji(sikhs) told you that if I go to Goa or out with friends during February,Then these things would destroy themselves or would be hit by aliens..Man! I miss jadoo in such situations. Dhooooop.
  

Now, how about discussing some of the very justified and recognized criteria of the subject pattern of "The DPS Mathura road".Here are some streams and an idea to WHY my frustration has acquired new heights.

1. PCM (Physics-Chemistry-Maths)+English core+Comp.science/phy. edu./economics
Criteria to take this subject being : Maths-80% science-80%
One freaking question..If any masoom kid wants to go for Comp. Engineering[cos your parents and brother dont want you to take up commerce as if after taking science,Einstein's theory would be named after yours..aaaaaa] for their livelihood How the F*** is chemistry or physics or even maths needed ????

2. PCMB (Physics-Chemistry-Maths-Biology)+English core
I don't have anything else to say .. God bless the souls of the ones who are taking it..amen !

3. PCB(Physics-Chemistry-Biology)+English Core+Psycho/phy edu/painting/multimedia and web tech designing
Criteria : Science-80% Maths-75%
Ahem .. even if you dun wanna study maths in the future,bang your head agnst the wall cos you need to score that much.
Its like forcing the butcher to take guitar or violin classes. ! D--UU--H.

4. Commerce+Maths+English core+Accountancy+Business studies+Economics:
Now,I and mama call it the money generating stream..lol BUT still I cant go for it..cos my first aim should to be in a good stream coz (Arts-only arts,commerce-only arts and accountancy but Science-everything) according to some very wise sources.
hmmm so Bye-Bye banking..Bye-Bye money(dun worry sweetheart you n me have a never ending relation and that is a promise) :D

5. Commerce without Maths:English core+Accountancy+Business studies+Economics+Pshycology/Phy. edu./Painting/Inf. practices/Entrepreneurship/Multimedia and web tech designing.
Don't get me wrong but this can be called as a "Sasta Kifaiti aur Tikaoo offer" . I mean dude !!
Criteria- Maths-60% SST-70%
AND in that much you get a hell lot of subjects and that too SUCH (It took me 5 mins to spell En-Entre-Entrepren-Entrepreneur..Blah!)

6. Humanities With Maths: English core+Maths+Political Science+History/Hindi+Economics/Geography+Psychology/Multimedia and web tech designing*
No criteria .. its to save you from saying "Oh! I got no stream mum n dad.. Thats why Its my love ! *Wink*

7. Humanities Without Maths:
Mum-Dad I am still in school .. Yes! I am .. dont ask me how and what stream ? Just, I AM .

So,
Dear Mr. nightmare,
you are invited tonight too and do come with some extra not known guests like Mr.Tension,Mr. Headache and ya do remember to bring Mr.Sleepless Nights as the party isn't complete without him.
Yours Lovingly
Karishma :)

Blueline Protest March.

Killer Machine.

--> The petition against blueline buses took the face of The protest followed by students of different schools which was held on 21/01/08,Monday at Jantar Mantar.

























--> The motive wasn't to be against the blue line but it was to make the Government and The administration aware that the public isn't sleeping and is aware of everything that is going around.
We were speaking for the student who was killed by a speeding blue line bus in Noida.What was possibly his fault ? That he though he was well protected on the roads of the capital.He lived in hostel ,his parents in Ghaziabad.
Imagine what his parents went through when they were told about their little prince's death and were asked to come and take his body.
And this all cos the Government doesn't care how blue line drivers are driving.
Not a bus but a killer machine.



























--> Though the start wasn't that good,quite few people were seen but as time passed,people joined,college students,peons,pedestrians and everyone who could join,joined !



























--> Shouted our guts out ..Stopped each and every blueline that passed..Deflated tyres..Gave caps to all the drivers.
And yes with lack of modesty .. WE ROCKED BIG TIME !


























--> Our slogans(naara) included:
Blueline ko band karo,aaj karo abhi karo ..!
Taare zameen par kuchle gaye ..! Blueline nahin bloodline ..!
Blueline..HAYE HAYE ..!!



























--> Explained the cops what we really wanted and would like to thank them for their help and guidance..
The media coverage,NDTV,CNN IBN and the newspaper clipping in Dainik Jagran,Page3 .(Media rocks)



























--> It started at 1:30 pm - 3:30pm , The best 2 hours of every dipsite who was envolved.
Our voice was heard ! and thats what each citizen is entitled to,Just one thought if guided propery cn be heard.

.........""So guys Think ! AND think Big !"".........

A salute to my parents..

THATS US


Some lines we are so used to .. Some quotes we love.
Some quotes we think are just so normal..yeah.They so are I mean whats wrong with them
The casual attitude.A blog can't change opinions .. I knw that But this one promises to be a mirror showing the real US.


-->Our dad dropped us to a place which was a hour or so four my place.W thanked him by smashing the door and saying "Thanks dad ! I am late cos of you..will call when I want to get back and please dont be late again".
-->Our mum took 3 long hours to prepare a dish for Us,We thanked her by saying"What kinda shit is this..mum you never enter that kitchen,why do you even try..Order me a pizza for God sake".
-->The plate on the dinner table wasn't clean and out of rage we thrashed it on the floor even when we know it isn't our mum's job job to clean it.
-->It is sometimes so easy for us say "mum you don't care.." when we know that she waits for us when we are out,waits for us for the supper and cried with us when we cry.
-->It was so easy for us to snatch that remote and say "mum all you do is watch tv" when we know how much she fought with dad to convince him for that tv.
-->We were the one who went up to our mum and were sweet to her once in our lifetime just cos I wanted to go for shopping but it was so easy for mus to say "mum I don't have time for your stupid movies" when she asked us to accompany her.
-->Its easy for us to say "dad you cant match up with me..its a hell new generation" when we know that he was the one who taught us to talk!
-->It feels so proud to go to the popular new year bash venue with your friends..SO MUCH that a call at 12 to our parents isn't important then.And when a friend calls us and says "M at home" .. the first thought that comes to our mind is "ha ! what a loser"
YES he is a loser I mean who thinks about spending it with your parents..what a waste man ! Right ?
-->We are the ones who make those faces while we are on phone with our grandmoms/grand dads and are not reluctant to go with those broad smiles and say "money??".


Guys,Its is sometimes so sensible for us to say all this !
If your parents are around .. Go and give them that bear hug . They deserve it !


P.s : If you too criticized your parents after watching "Taare Zameen par" and gt back home thinking -Arre yaar,bilkul sahi ! Marks ke to peeche hi padh jaate hain ye log !
Then join the gang .
(Thats cos we people are in a habit of relating everything to anything even they arent far off cousins)
And just go and explain your parents that they expecting this from us is just too much !!
-I am sure they'll be proud. Ha !

All those mums and dads..We Love You !
We are shoi :(