Some dos and donts while you're in the Gurudwara :
Now that its been long that I've been regularly going to the gurudwara(Have no clue how..pheww),there are certainly some points that need to be taken under observations.They might seem funny but trust me..they are surely gonna be of a lot of help ;)
Dos:
1.Please wear something that covers the back when you kneel down cos even if you've got the perfect curves,the aunts there wont be quite eager and satisfied to see those.
2.If you cant arrange for the long ones everyday (ask the sufferers) while kneeling,remember to hold them from the back or it'll be done by some very dis-satisfied aunt around.(as if we're gonna marry her son).
3.Try and get a hold on what's being said in the lines you hear in there.Sometimes they do explain a lot of things.
4.If you're searching for peace,carry a book with you and read it there itself.Believe me,its the best thing you can do to freshen up yourself.
5.Tell your friend that you're going there so that you don't end up listening to "You never have time when we call you".
Donts:
1.Do not carry your freaking cell phones with you !!!!!! Or at least keep them on silent and if you cant do that please don't show your gratitude by coming there .Gurudwara can do without you people.
2.Never DARE to ask your grandparents about the history of the gurudwara.Trust me.you'll soon lose interest in the history and in coming there again.(Experience)
3.Deep neck linings(for girls) are a complete no-no.
4.Pull up the jeans man ! and try and fold them too . I mean we need not prove the phrase "daag ache hain" do we ?Or to prove the power of Rin,Tide or washing powder Nirma(Thora sa powder aur jhaag dher saara..k wateva)
5.Dudes! Get a life and try not to stare girls around you.Dont show the typical nature atleast there..k.
The universal one --> Try and be shut . You can show your Karishma like attitude when you're outta the place :P
So Keep praying and remember: Its not that God's not listening,Its just that he wants us to decide about our omen irrespective of what it brings along.
Because even pure gold is termed to be so after being tested.
